Kissimmee Prairie State Preserve
Jan 29, 2014
Today, we decided to grab our mountain bikes and
head off via military road to meet the Kissimmee River. Now we have been on Military “road” before so
we knew it had some rough spots. It is a
sand base with some growth on it; Preserve trucks drive on it
infrequently. It is definitely not
paved. Neither of us had ever been out
to the far reaches of the Preserve on this path…approximately 6.2 miles out from the campsite.
David’s speedometer said it was a bit more than the map notes. So off we go.
The last time either of us got on a bike was about 9 months ago. David had done more hiking out west than I
did as I’ve had some gastrointestinal issues that I’ve been dealing with since
July 2013. So I am the worst state of
physical fitness since I gave birth to twins….27 years ago.
Off we go on our bike trip that was estimated to
take maybe two hours and be maybe 12.4 miles by the Preserve map (although a bit longer by David's speedometer). I promise I will
never joke about anyone with a big pack on a day hike again! We had one bottle of water, my banana (half
of which fell off into the sand while I was eating it) and that is it. It was
very foggy when we left with absolutely no sun in sight. Maybe 1/3 of the way down Military road,
David said, let’s turn around (usually that would be me and not him but parts
of it were kind of taxing to bike). I
said, “nah, this is just a rough spot, not yet”. We continued on despite the fact that some of the riding
was like dragging a cinder block behind you.
We made it to the river but you couldn’t see the river because there was
HIGH grasses pretty thick to it. Since
this is gator country we elected to not plow through that grassJ We rested in the shade.
Now we had the choice to go back via Military
road or via River Trail and Grasshopper Sparrow Trail. The River Trail and Grasshopper Sparrow Trail combo were a little longer but it
had to be better. We already knew what to expect from Military and we wanted to
avoid that terrain. I suggested River Trail and Grasshopper Sparrow Trail and off we went. We
did the River Trail with no problems and then got on Grasshopper Sparrow Trail. WELLLLLLLLLLL, the state of
that path for biking was pretty bad. The
very large aggressive tired prairie buggy had been on this path AND the wild
pigs had been on it (they are mammalian rototillers…need I say more!) so it was
pretty rough but we were not interested in turning around and we were picking
our way back home. It was grueling and
not fun. By now the sun was out and
although I had put sunscreen on my face, neither of us had slathered ourselves
with sunscreen anywhere else. We saw one
of the only shady spots up ahead and agreed to stop for a break as I was pretty
much fried at this point. Our water
bottle was down to several SIPS each…..
There was a nice breeze but that was the only NICE about it at this point. David
biked up ahead just to see what was around the corner. I know he was feeling fried also. He swiftly came back and told me that the
path is blocked with lots of water. My
heart sank as I took a quick walk to look…UGH!
I was devastated, deflated, and totally bummed. I immediately knew I am going to have to buck
up and turn around on that horrible trail that we just rode 3 slow miles on…OH,
#*(%Y&#*%. This is gator country;
everywhere else in the park water was very low so there could definitely be
gators hanging out in this water. Continuing was not a possibility and we couldn’t tell how
deep the water was. I must also comment that
the women in the park office told David that the trails are dry (there are some
with seasonal wetness) so we had no clue that there could be water on any of them.
We turned our bikes around and walked for maybe ½ mile to
give our bodies a bit of a rest (because that was as good as it was going to
get). We slowly biked
our way back to the trail junction of Cow Camp Trail and Military trail about 4.7 miles in all.
I had decided that when we reached the junction I was not going anywhere
and that I was going to send David ahead to have the camp host come pick me up
in his all terrain golf cart (yes, I was that bad…worst I’ve ever been
friedwise). My back was screaming, I
needed water, my thighs were aching like I’ve never experienced, and I was
developing saddle sores, and my shoulders were crying for a break from the
bouncing. I told David of my plans to
give him the last of the water and send him off to get a rescue vehicle to come
get me; he turned me down and said he wasn’t leaving without me!!!!!! ARGH!
I didn’t know what to do with that.
So we rested for maybe ten minutes and I said, I would see what I could
do.
Back on the bikes and now on Military "road"…going
was very, very slow. If it was sometimes
difficult on the way in; on the way out it was much worse. I told David I wanted him to call out my
progress each time I did a mile; we had about four to five grueling miles to go
at this point. I waited for him to call
out the miles…nothing. Those miles just
weren’t happening fast enough. “Okay,
call out ½ miles; I need some sort of feedback to let me know that I am making
progress or I am just going to sit here until the gators, coyotes, wild hogs,
and vultures get me!” He began to call
out ½ miles; they were not adding up very fast either.
“Okay, call out tenths of miles”.
Now something was happening…although slowly and not fast enough for me but still I felt like I was getting somewhere, however slow! We stopped every mile to rest. The water was gone. I was hungry; Lunch had come and gone.
Finally we could see the campground way off in
the distance (about 1 mile away). That
was a FAR one mile but I knew water awaited, a bed, and a bag of Terra sweet
potato chips was going to be my lunch!
Damn, he tricked me into finishing it.
In the end the first bike ride of the season which was only going to be
about 12 miles turned into 23 miles of HELL.
I took a bufferin to head off the screaming my
body was doing…. David fell asleep
admitting that he also was fried. We
were out there for about four hours.